Pop quiz, children, for those who like logic problems:
If Jacob Zuma is traveling in a blue-light convoy from Pretoria to Johannesburg, a distance of 65km, at 175kph and is hitting a head wind of 45kph and he is exactly centre of the convoy (unless he bends forward to get another absinthe and coke which alters the centre point by 300mm) which is precisely 26.3m in length, and the Gautrain is traveling in the opposite direction between the same cities but over a distance of 60km (railway is more direct) and the convoy left at 14h00 CAT whilst the train left at 14h15 CAT and is filled with 24 promiscuous single Zulu ANC card carrying maidens at an average weight of 85kg each holding a Checkers bag filled with Tastic rice, Impala mielie meal and Nik Naks, and 3 of the maidens are 2 months pregnant, 5 are infertile and the rest are menstruating in synch: at the point that the convoy and the train pass one another and the centre point of the train and the shower rosette on Zuma's head are in exact latitudinal alignment, will he still be such a nepotistic, scum sucking, lying, cheating, raping, immoral, fat, ugly, horrible sack of shit?
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Interesting equation but the answer is, as always, "YES YES YES"
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