Sung to the tune of Puttin’ on the Ritz…
(aka - The Fake News Shuffle)
(aka - The Fake News Shuffle)
Have you heard the latest news, Russians turning all the screws
Another global cyberscare, to elect president Goldenhair
Spy hacks and rigging voting, buy-backs and Clinton gloating
Spy hacks and rigging voting, buy-backs and Clinton gloating
Accused of every crime, not once but all the time
US press crew they don’t know what to do
So they say, these stupid pricks:
US press crew they don’t know what to do
So they say, these stupid pricks:
“Putin set the fix!”
Bullshit hype running on the hour, this utter tripe
Making people cower, from rerun scripts
“Putin set the fix!”
Perpetuate this fantastical blooper
Smiling as they ram it up our pooper (pooper-scooper)
Screw these dicks the fake-news guys and chicks
False breakthrough just for kicks
False breakthrough just for kicks
“Putin set the fix!”
They say that Donald Trump would be real crappy
Hillary’s more erudite and snappy (happy-clappy)
The Russian bear was hacking with their cyberware
The Russian bear was hacking with their cyberware
The system cracking everywhere
“Putin set the fix!”
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